This Black Man is Angry
Nov 07The same black man that was in love with Pokemon is now angry at Redbox. One look at his Youtube Channel and you will see that he is actually angry at lots of places.
Missing from this assortment: Gamestop. $12.00 trade-in for a game that came out last week? Damnit, if you can’t resell Monopoly Streets then apparently you need to rethink your entire business plan.
The World’s Fastest Roller Coaster Sucks
Nov 07When you think of a roller coaster you think of spins, flips, zero g, and maybe even a sharp fall or two. Apparently the guys that built the Formula Rossa think of driving through Alabama because the world’s fastest roller coaster holds a new title today: the most sleep inducing video on Youtube. In fact, the video was posted 4 days ago, it’s just every time I go to post about it I fall asleep.
There really is nothing special about this coaster except the fact that it goes 150MPH. If you have been on a plane at any point in your life, then you have gone 150MPH. The only difference is planes give you sexy stewardesses to stare at and demand unreasonable and often illegal things, Formula Rossa gives you a barren desert to stare at and nothing to demand except your freedom when you get off the ride and are taken hostage by a terrorist.
If you are considering going to Abu Dhabi to ride this beast, may I suggest saving your money. You can get a similar experience by placing your head in a toaster oven, throwing sand in your eyes, and falling off your bed.
Dear U.A.E.,
Kindly build this:
Black Ops could Outsell MW2
Nov 06
Various news outlets are reporting that the presales for Call of Duty: Black Ops are outpacing that of the previous sales record holder, Modern Warfare 2. Analysts are predicting sales reaching around 18 million units. This raises two interesting questions:
1) How will Microsoft’s servers handle all the online traffic from the rush to play online?
2) How will Match.com’s servers handle all the online traffic from the rush of newly single women?
When told of the sales predictions for Black Ops, the President of Activision exclaimed, “Burst me bagpipes!” And proceeded to swan dive into the sea of gold coins in his vault.
NerdTurds (Noteworthy Nerdness that didn’t make the cut)
Nov 06
50 Sexy Pokemon (Ranker) So much yellow is turning my balls blue.
Sick Star Trek Retro Posters (ThinkGeek) Side note: The model in the second picture greatly resembles the drummer for Pearl Jam/Soundgarden.
8 iPhone Apps I Wish Existed (CollegeHumor) #9 Parents having sex on the other side of this door detector.